The Worst Guy to Run Into After the Apocalypse – Key & Peele


[wind blowing] [footsteps] [ominous music] ♪ ♪ – THERE’S GOTTA BE ANOTHER
HUMAN BEING OUT THERE. SOMEWHERE. IT’S BEEN 173 DAYS
SINCE THE UNDOING. TODAY, I MAY BE
THE LAST MAN ALIVE. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ANOTHER,
I WILL FIND THEM. THE LONELINESS
IS MORE THAN I CAN– [scooter engine revs] – WHOO-HOO! YEAH! WHEE! HA HA! WHOO-HOO. YO.
[engine shuts off] AHH.
LET ME GET SOME OF THAT. MM. MMM.
MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM-HMM. [dance music]
OH, YEAH! [muffled]
THAT’S MY JAM RIGHT THERE! WHOO! HAZZAH! WAH, SHAKIKAH!
WAH, SHASLIKAH! OOH, Y’ALL DON’T KNOW
NOTHIN’ ABOUT THAT. MM, MM.
PTT-PTT-PTT-PTT. OH, HEY BABY,
HOW YOU DOING? [grunts]
YEAH! WHAT,
ALL DAY, BABY! [grunts] YEAH!
[thuds] WHOA, HEY!
DUDE! UM, HEY, I’LL–
I’LL COME OVER THERE. DUDE! HEY! I’LL COME TO YOU, MAN. [gunshot]
[gun clicks] [gunshot] [music ends] – OKAY, THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER
HUMAN BEING OUT THERE… SOMEWHERE.

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