The REAL Reason People Shop Online

Did you find everything ok? Hmm? Oh, yes. Great. And will you be using your store credit card with us? Oh, no, I don’t have one. Well, if you sign up now, you’ll save 30% on your whole purchase. No thanks. Ok. Are you a rewards member? Uhh…I don’t think so? You should definitely sign up for our rewards program! For every three dollars you spend, you’ll earn five bonus bucks which you can redeem for mega discounts during our Super Saturday Sales! Wait…what? And if you sign up now, you’ll be halfway to a gold membership. Oh. What’s a gold membership get me? A shinier card. You know, I think I’ll just… …give you my money and take the shirt. A good, old-fashioned transaction. Ok. I’ll just need your e-mail address. Oh. No thank you. Phone number? No. Zip code? No. Mother’s maiden name? No! Blood type? No! Favorite ninja turtle? What?! Why are you asking me this? I just wanna buy this shirt! Why are you torturing me?! Ok, ok. I’m sorry! I’m sorry. I’ll ring you up. Look, I’m sorry…I… I know you’re just trying to do your job. I promise I’m not a mean person. Does that mean you’ll donate a dollar to help a homeless, starving puppy? His name is Skippy. That’s him in the picture. Ok… Great! (receipt printing) Alright. Here you go. And would you like a bag with that? Uh, no. I’ll just carry the shirt. Oh, no, no, no. I’m talking about your receipts! Here you go. And…there! Oh look! You saved $125 on this purchase. How? Oh, and if you fill out this survey and send it to this address using a carrier pigeon, you’ll be entered to win a free chicken sandwich! Chicken sandwich…? Oh! You also get two magazines for three months! Or is it three magazines for two months? Did you find everything ok? I have exact change! Renasant Bank. The best bank in the South. Visit to learn more. Hey y’all, thank you so much for watching. And if you like this video, check out our other videos! And please be sure to subscribe to our channel! Do it for Skippy!


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