Texts from Your Ex


– HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE EVER
TEXTED YOUR EX? TEXTED YOUR EX?
ANYBODY? ALL RIGHT, USUALLY IT INVOLVES
A LITTLE BIT OF A… YOU KNOW. A WHOLE LOT OF THAT. [cries] [laughs] SOMEONE ON INSTAGRAM HAD
A GREAT IDEA. THEY HAVE COLLECTED
TEXT CONVERSATIONS AND PUT TOGETHER
AN ACCOUNT CALLED “TEXTS FROM YOUR EX.” AND THEY’RE HILARIOUS.
THEY MAKE ME VERY, VERY HAPPY THAT I’M MARRIED. UM, HERE… THIS IS, UH–THESE ARE REAL. SO HERE’S A FEW
THAT THEY’VE POSTED. “I GOT US A KITTEN. “I WAS HOPING
YOU’D COME BACK TO ME “AND HELP ME TAKE CARE OF HER. I NAMED HER DELILAH.” “THAT’S A PICTURE FROM GOOGLE.” “I’M NOT SAYING
IT’S THAT EXACT KITTEN. “IT JUST LOOKS LIKE THAT.
I HAVEN’T GOTTEN IT YET, BUT I PICKED IT OUT ALREADY.” HERE’S ANOTHER ONE.
“I RUINED THE BEST THING “IN MY LIFE.
I RAN AWAY FROM MY BEST FRIEND “AND I’M PAYING FOR IT DEARLY. “I FEEL LIKE I WILL NEVER
FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU, “AND THIS IS ENTIRELY BASED ON
MY INSANE MIND. “I FEEL EMPTY
AND NOW YOU’RE GONE. “MAYBE FOREVER.
I’M FREAKING AN IDIOT. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL OKAY.” “YOU CAN ALWAYS TRY TINDER.” HERE’S ANOTHER ONE.
“PEACE.” “PEACE.” “BYE.” “PEACE.” “I WANT THE FINAL WORD.
STOP RESPONDING.” HERE’S THE LAST ONE. “I STILL WANT YOU.” “I KNOW.” “I LOVE YOU.” “IT’S YOUR WEDDING DAY.
YOU’RE DRUNK.” TO SEE MORE, GO CHECK OUT
“TEXTS FROM MY EX” ON INSTAGRAM.

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