Tag: three

Things Not To Say To Irish People

“Top of the morning to you.” “Potato!” “Isn’t Ireland in the UK?” “You’ve had a drink already, ain’t you? You’re Irish. My dad’s Irish.” “Top...

Things Not To Say To (Very) Tall People

How tall are you? You must be great at basketball. Is everything in proportion? Mate, you’re massive. I walked into the lift and the guy...

Daily List: Pass Up at a Thrift Store

WE’RE ALL GOOD. IT’S THRIFT STORE ORIENTED. IF YOU HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO TALK YOURSELF INTO POKING AROUND AT A THRIFT STORE, YOU’RE MISSING OUT....

Grandmas Play Cards Against Humanity

– “How did I lose my virginity?” – (laughs) – (laughs) (old-style music) – “The person who most recently pooped begins as the card czar”....