Peter Becomes Every Millennial Hipster Ever – Family Guy


Remember, Peter, never walk anywhere when
you can ride something weird instead. What’s that? Sorry, I was taking a selfie while shooting
a Snapchat while Periscoping that Snapchat while Instagramming latte art while Shazaming
The Weekend while streaming Master of None while retweeting George Takei while saying
“This wins the Internet!” while still being hashtag soooo bored. Hammer? Hammer? Come on, man, don’t make me look up from my
phone. – (CHIME) – Oh, you’re texting me. Oh, no! Hammer! You! Call 911! You! Give me your shirt to make a tourniquet! You! Snap a pic. Clarendon filter. Clarendon! Hammer, stay with me, buddy. Peter, if I die, chop my body up and serve
me as street tacos. So selfless. No! I won’t let you be made into tacos! (WHEEZING): Peter it’s-it’s too late. Listen, I’ve got this idea for a business,
and I want you to have it. It’s artisanal. A-Artisanal Artisanal what? Is it pretzels? Is it artisanal pretzels?! Has that been done? Does anyone know if artisanal pretzels is
a thing? It seems so obvious, yet I don’t think I’ve
ever seen them. I better do millennial CPR. One ugh, whatever Two ugh, whatever Three
ugh, I’m gonna let my parents take care of this. Great news, Chris. I figured out how to recreate the best part
of the Internet. I’ve got pictures of five celebrities who
you’d never believe used to be fat. – Great, let’s see ’em. – Sure, buddy. But first you have to watch this unwelcome
pop-up ad. I don’t want probiotics. Then press the “skip ad” button. Why should I do all this work? They’re really good pictures, Chris. Number three will shock you. Okay, I’ll press it. Oh, no! You pressed in the wrong place, and now you’re
being sent to the ad’s website, which also has additional pop-ups. This is a nightmare! Just tell me one of ’em. Kenan Thompson. That’s not a surprise! Peter? What are you doing? Oh, I’m your Waze app today. – You on your way to work? – Yeah, I am. All right, you will be there in six minutes. Just start heading straight. Okay, sounds good. – So, how’s everything at – Take a right! Right now! (TIRES SQUEAL) Geez, okay, calm down. Left! Take a left immediately! (WOMAN SCREAMS) PETER: Would you like to upgrade
to an ad-free experience for $4.99? – QUAGMIRE: No. – Try new Domino’s Pizza.

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