New Lyrics for Old People – Jimmy Kimmel & YG Translate “Go Loko”


SAMIN NOSRAT IS HERE WITH US. AND MUSIC FROM YG. IT’S A BEAUTIFUL SONG ABOUT LIFE AND LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS. BUT IF YOU’RE OF AN OLDER GENERATION, IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT HARD TO FOLLOW. AS A SERVICE TO OUR SLANG-CHALLENGED VIEWERS, I AM HERE TONIGHT TO HELP TRANSLATE. IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF “NEW LYRICS FOR OLD PEOPLE.” [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] PLEASE WELCOME YG, EVERYONE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪>>Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING? THANKS FOR COMING. NOW YG, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. AND FOR HELPING US WITH THIS. I THINK THIS IS GOING TO EXPOSE YOU TO A WHOLE NEW AUDIENCE. FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW, WHAT DOES YG STAND FOR?>>YOUNG GANGSTER.>>Jimmy: YOUNG GANGSTER.>>THAT’S RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: NOW YOUNG GANGSTER WITH RECITE THE LEAR LIKES OF “GO LOKO.” AND I WILL TRANSLATE. ARE YOU READY?>>LET’S GO.>>Jimmy: LET’S BEGIN. HERE WE GO.>>MY BITCH GO LOCO.>>Jimmy: THAT MEANS MY LADY FRIEND HAS SOME MENTAL ISSUES SHE’S WORKING ON.>>SLIDE ON THE [ BLEEP ] WITH THE FOFO.>>Jimmy: SHE’LL TAKE UP ARMS AGAINST MY ENEMIES. [ LAUGHTER ]>>MY BITCH GO LOGO, SHE BOUNCE THAT LIKE A FOFO.>>Jimmy: MY CRAZY GIRLFRIEND CAN GET HER BOTTOM VERY CLOSE TO THE GROUND WHEN SHE HAS TO. [ LAUGHTER ]>>LIKE THAT ONE. I PUT YOU IN A CHOKE HOLD, I PULL YOUR TRACKS OFF FOR SURE.>>Jimmy: WHEN Y AND HIS GIRLFRIEND MAKE LOVE, IT IS VIGOROUS AND POSSIBLY A DANGER TO HER HAIR EXTENSIONS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>THAT’S RIGHT. I LIKE THAT ONE, I LIKE IT. I LIKE THAT ONE.>>Jimmy: YOU WROTE IT.>>YEAH, YOU KNOW THAT.>>Jimmy: COME ON.>>CALL ME [ BLEEP ] NOT GEICO, CALL MY PHONE WHEN YOU’RE HORYN.>>Jimmy: IF YOU’RE INTERESTED IN MAKING LOVE, CALL ME, BUT IF YOU NEED AUTO INSURANCE, I CAN’T HELP YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]>>HEY MAMA CITA HEY MAMA CITA HEY, DRIP DON’T DROWN.>>Jimmy: HELLO YOUNG LADY, HELLO YOUNG LADY, ALWAYS WEAR A LIFE VEST WHEN YOU’RE BOATING. [ LAUGHTER ]>>SHE TOLD ME HANDCUFF HER TO THE BED GIVE HER NO ESCAPE.>>Jimmy: THEY’RE SEXUALLY ADVENTUROUS. [ LAUGHTER ]>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: YEAH.>>VERY.>>Jimmy: VERY ADVENTUROUS, YEAH.>>VERY, VERY, VERY. RED LIPSTICK BLACK OUTLINE ON ME YOU BE LEAVING CLUES WHEN YOU [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ].>>Jimmy: UH-HUH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SO BASICALLY THAT’S, BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR MAKEUP DOWN THERE.>>YES. I HATE MAKEUP, BRO. GET ALL OVER THE PLACE. LEAVE CLUES ON. I DON’T REALLY LIKE IT.>>Jimmy: HE LIKES A FRESH FACE, YEAH.>>YEAH. YOU WANT A REAL [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ] GOT REAL EMOTION. I DON’T WANT A WILLA MENA BUST IT OPEN.>>Jimmy: YOU ARE LOOKING — SHE’S LOOKING FOR A SUCCESSFUL INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE — LOOKS ARE MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]>>YES. BUT BUT BUT YOU GOT TO BUST IT OPEN, THOUGH.>>Jimmy: RIGHT, YOU DO HAVE TO BUST IT OPEN. THAT ONE I DON’T KNOW, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, BUST IT OPEN?>>BUST IT OPEN?>>Jimmy: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, HOLD ON NEVER MIND, I JUST FIGURED IT OUT. FINALLY –>>MY BITCH GO LOCO.>>Jimmy: HE’S DATING A CRAZY
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