Matthew McConaughey Goes Undercover to Get People “High”


MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY AND SNOOP DOGG WERE HERE LAST NIGHT. MOON DOG IS A MARIJUANA ENTHUSIAST. MATT CAME UP WITH AN INTERESTING IDEA. WE SENT MOON DOG, NOT MATT, OUT ONTO HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD TO OFFER PEOPLE A VARIETY OF CANNABIS-INFUSED PRODUCTS, WHICH WAS REALLY JUST A BUNCH OF STUFF WE BOUGHT AT THE GROCERY STORE. THERE WAS NO MARIJUANA IN THEM. DID THAT STOP PEOPLE FROM PRETENDING TO BE DAZED AND CONFUSED? THAT’S THIS NIGHT’S EDITION OF HIGHWITNESS NEWS.>>WHAT’S YOUR NAME? MOON DOG. BEFORE YOU TRY THIS, IT’S A VERY QUICK RANT, MEANING IN FIVE TO SIX SECONDS YOU’RE GOING TO FEEL IT.>>ALL RIGHT.>>THIS IS CALLED A POT DOG. IN THESE FRESH TOMATOES I’VE INFUSED A LITTLE THC WHICH IS ALL ORGANIC. AND IN THIS MUSTARD, LEMON ZEST WITH THC. ALONG WITH THE HOT DOG, HOW DO YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW, BEFORE?>>I’M GOOD.>>YOU’RE GOOD.>>YES.>>GOOD. NOW TRY THAT. AH, AH, OKAY. CHEW WELL, CHEW WELL, CHEW WELL. SIX, FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO. HOW DO YOU FEEL?>>LIKE TINGLY.>>STARTING RIGHT HERE?>>MM-HM.>>HOW ABOUT YOUR TOES? [ LAUGHTER ]>>NOW, NOW, NOW, NO YOU, NO YOU. OKAY. YOUR ENTIRE — >>WHAT JUST HAPPENED?>>TELL ME WHEN YOU FEEL.>>I FEEL A LITTLE SOMETHING, YEAH.>>SOMETHING LIKE RELAXING COMING OVER ME.>>MORE BASELINE?>>YEAH, LIKE I’M AT THE BEACH.>>LIKE GUMMI BEARS.>>YOUR LEGS ARE GUMMY BEARS? >>YEAH. LIKE JELLY.>>JELLY LEGS?>>YEAH.>>WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. DO I RUB IT??>>YEAH, RUB IT IN.>>I LIKE THAT. YOU GOT A PARTY?>>NO, I’M JUST ALWAYS HERE. I DON’T GO IN CARS. NEXT TIME WE RUN INTO EACH OTHER IS THE NEXT TIME WE RUN INTO EACH OTHER, MAN.>>HOLD ON.>>IT’S INFUSED WITH ORGANIC TOMATOES AND THC. DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN? DO NOT GIVE THEM THIS.>>YAY, YAY, YAY, YAY, YAY, YEAH I, YAY!>>Jimmy: THAT’S SOME MAGIC
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