Jeff Foxworthy Shows Jimmy How to Play His Card Game Relative Insanity
-I love meeting your wife. Finally,
your beautiful wife, backstage. -Yes.
Finally, you got to meet her. -I know. You guys have been
married — almost, right? -Next week, we’ll be — We got married 33 years ago
in New York for $100. Went to City Hall.
[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -That’s great.
First of all, congrats. What do you mean for a $100? -Well, we decided to get —
I won a comedy competition. And, so, the prize was to
perform at Catch a Rising Star. -Oh, yeah.
-So, she came up with me, and we said,
“Heck, let’s get married.” We went to City Hall,
got a license. We were actually waiting in line
to get married, and the girl in front of us,
her water broke, like, right there on my shoes,
and I got grossed out. [ Laughter ] As who — And I went on the street,
and I started calling churches, and I’m like,
“Could you marry us?” And the guy said, “Yeah.”
I said, “How much?” He said, “300 bucks.” I said,
“We don’t have 300 bucks. Why is it $300?” He said, “Well, it’s $200
for the chapel, $100 for me. I said,
“We don’t need the chapel. We’ll do it in the hall.”
[ Laughter ] And he laughed and he said,
“I’m across the street from the garden
at Central Park.” And, so, we went up there,
and we met him, and for 100 bucks,
he married us. We have one wedding photo,
and it’s me and my wife, and there was a guy
sweeping the park. [ Laughter ] -So, do you have the —
-This is the photo. Yeah, here it is. -What a beautiful photo.
That’s fantastic. [ Cheers and applause ]
This gorgeous wedding photo. [ Both laugh ] Oh, my gosh.
Congrats, again. -So, 33 years, we’re down
to 3 bucks a year. -[ Laughs ]
Yeah. Exactly, right? -It’s a good thing. -I also want to say
happy birthday. Right now, technically,
it’s your birthday. -It is my birthday.
-Hey, have a great one, man. [ Cheers and applause ] You’re working on your birthday. But you also,
you keep your brain moving. You keep —
You’re always on the road. You’re still doing stand-up
all over the place. -Love stand-up.
-Love that you do that. I love that you didn’t say,
“Ah, I made enough money. I’m just gonna stop.” You keep doing stuff. What are the things
that you’re doing now? -Man, politics drive me crazy, because no matter
which side it is, they just promise people
more and more and more. And I’m thinking, “Hell,
that’s not even what we need. We need less
of the stupid stuff.” [ Laughter ]
-Yeah, you’re right. -I mean, if I was running for
office, I would promise no more. Like, day one,
no more picking up dog poop. [ Laughter ]
-Just leave it. -Just — I mean,
we’re the top of the food chain. It’s embarrassing. [ Laughter ] But I don’t understand. Why would they
want us to pick it up? I mean, New York,
you understand. But people, when you have
a lawn, it’s fertilizer. -Yeah.
-Right? It makes grass grow. It’s not like a child’s
gonna step in it. A kid hasn’t played in the yard
since 1982. You know, so…
[ Laughter and applause ] Which —
Which is sad, because now there’s
an entire generation that has no idea how to get
dog poop off their shoe. [ Laughter ] But now think about it.
When we were growing up… -Yeah. -…you played outside
every day. -Of course. -Every day,
somebody stepped in dog poop. -Yes, of course. -When it happened to you,
you knew what to do about it. You would — You would go over,
and you would scrape the biggest part off
on the edge of the curb. -Yep, that’s right.
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ] -Then you would find a puddle, and you would swirl
the bottom of your shoe around the puddle…
[ Laughter ] …limp over
to the nearest grass, do the brush stroke
back and forth… [ Cheers and applause ] …Then you would find
a little piece of stick… -A piece of stick. -…and you would
sit down on the stairs, and you’d pick it out
of the zigzag pattern on the bottom of the shoe.
That’s what you did. -That’s exactly right. -That’s exactly —
-That’s what you did. -That’s exactly
what you would do. That’s exactly
what you would do. -Yes.
-And pick it out of the Z’s — -Yeah.
And then you would wear it — Yeah, you’d pick it
out of the Z, then you’d wear the shoes
to church the next day. You know? So…
[ Laughter ] -Jeff, I want
to talk about this game. I love games.
I love card games. This is super fun. We played it
around the office today. And it’s — it’s basically
a set-up punch line. -That’s all it is.
-But it’s great. And it’s about —
it’s different family stuff. -Well, Thanksgiving,
I’m a giant family guy. We play games.
We have like 30 relatives. Aunts, uncles, cousins. And, so, last year,
the kids were playing “Cards Against Humanity,”
which is a really funny game… -It’s a great game.
-…but filthy. -Some of the stuff, yeah.
-Yeah, some of the stuff. And, so I was just
saying to them, I said, “You can’t say this in front
of your aunts and uncles and your grandmother.
Go downstairs.” And I thought,
“Well, there’s got to be a way to do this
where everybody could play. ‘Cause nothing’s funnier
than hearing something, you know, kind of risqué
from your grandmother or… You know.
[ Laughter ] -There really isn’t.
-So, I wrote 400 punch lines. Just things that sounded funny. -Yeah.
-No, no — Like, “I have mold
in my crawl space.” You know?
I mean, that sounds funny. You don’t
have to know what it means. -Yeah, of course. -And then I thought, “Okay,
everybody has a family. Everybody’s family is crazy.” So, I wrote 100 setups
about relatives. And, so, it’s — You can learn the game
in 10 seconds. You read a setup.
-Yep. -You have punch lines. The people throw down
the punch line they think’s gonna get
the biggest laugh. If you get it, you get a point.
It’s that easy. -All right,
let’s play a game right now. -Are you ready?
-Yeah. -All right, I’ll do —
I’ll read the setup. -I take seven cards?
-Seven cards. -All right, great. Yeah. Okay.
-All right. You ready? -Yeah.
-And you would have a table full of people
throwing down punch lines. We just have two. “Having no filter
between her brain and her mouth, my aunt
said to my sister…blank.” “Having no filter
between her brain and her mouth, my aunt…
-Well… “Well, at least
Jesus loves you.” [ Laughter and applause ] Dude, it’s fantastic. You wanna do —
-You wanna do another one? -We’ll do one more.
Yeah. Why not? -“I will never forget the day
my mother looked at me and said…”
[ Light laughter ] -“You were conceived
in a car wash.” [ Laughter and applause ] Let’s do one more.
-One more, one more. -But I could
play this all night. -That’s how easy it is.
All right, here we go. -All right, yeah.
-Last one. “Right before
we walked down the aisle, daddy leaned over to me
and whispered…” [ Laughter ] -“I’m not
wearing any underwear.” [ Laughter and applause ] Dude, Jeff Foxworthy, everybody! “Relative Insanity”
is now available online!
Sometimes I like to rub Vaseline all over my body, and slither around the floor like a slug
I thought Jeff Foxworthy was a muppet…
3rd.
Once my friend told me his biggest secret, he said ____________
Great game! 🙂
Don't forget if you really stepped in a good pile you had to scrape the sides of your shoe on the sidewalk, then take off your shoe and brush it off in the nearest non shit covered area 👌🏻I spit out a mouth full of sour cream and chips on my bed thats how hilariously accurate he was!!!!
going to Amazon to buy the game
I’ve seen this video twice and I’m still 🤣
Before I clicked the video I couldn’t see the title and I thought it said “Jeff teaches Fallon how to be funny”
People will probably play Relative Insanity more than Cards Against Humanity
this video didnt land in my subscription box
That sure IS what I did when I stepped in dog doo.
SOOO AMAZING!!!!!! LOVE LOVE!
02:54 Holy shit, I've actually done that, in exactly that order! [Inclusive the brush stroke.]
Oh so it's Apples to Apples. Gotcha. (sarcasm)
Pure genius
the clean version of cards against humanity is apples to apples.
So the setups are all "[Relative] [form of communication] to [me/other relative] _____"?
How very clever…
Wow, Foxworthy married that long, wonderful. Hilarious wedding photo.
Yes I also share his birthday too
Nice to see Jeff again.
I love Jeff Foxworthy
I've never seen Jeff Foxworthy wear shoes – it's always cowboy boots. What gives?
That game looks amazing
and on the wishlist it goes
Yayyy Jeff Foxworthy
Oh you gotta love Jeff Foxworthy. Lol
Good one like Jeff
I am going to buy this game and use the red cards from this game with the white cards from Cards Against Humanity
Omg Jeff is ageing
all of those pretty much had the same set up, you could interchange any of those cards. the game plays itself.
L. O. L. Jeff is always the funniest.
I love this man!
That card game is awesome! Played it with family and friends and had a blast!
So 33 years ago Foxworthy got married by David Letterman! Lol. Who knew?
Modern genius
Best dog poop description
BELLY LAUGH!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want that game. I laughed so hard I cried.😂😂😂
oh what a no talent hack first he steals are you smarter then a fith grader and now CAH.. here's his sign [STUPID].
Damn, Jeff looks great! And of course, funny as hell.
so true
Dead on with the dog shit
😂 🤣
I'll never forget the day I visited the Jimmy Fallon comment section, and they said "When a guest tells a joke, or actually even speaks, Jimmy _________________"
I never did the puddle thing but I remember doing all the rest 😂
I’m totally buying this to play Christmas night! I wanted Cards Against Humanity but I was worried that it might get too raunchy for my grandparents liking. This is perfect!!
Jeff foxworthy is amazing a very natural comedian
Find that street sweeper and the priest and get another picture!!!! 😀
Mos Def was at his wedding?
Cards of Humanity is my Mom's LEAST favorite game of all!
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