If You’re Watching This, Thermonuclear War Hasn’t Wiped Out Humanity
WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HAPPY PEOPLE. HAPPY PEOPLE, OF COURSE. HAPPY TAX DAY, EVERYBODY. THIS IS THE DAY WHEN WE ALL
RELEASE OUR TAX RETURNS TO THE MAN WHO WON’T RELEASE HIS. NOW, TAX DAY IS TRADITIONALLY ON
THE 15th, BUT SINCE THAT WAS ON A SATURDAY, THIS YEAR THEY GAVE
EVERYONE THREE MORE DAYS TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEIR BATHROOM IS
A “HOME OFFICE.” ( LAUGHTER )
I DO A LOT OF READING IN THERE. I DO A LOT– A LOT OF READING IN
THRNCHTS A LOT OF TWEETING, YOU KNOW.>>Stephen: BUT ON THE
15th, THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ACROSS THE COUNTRY, MARCHED TO
GET TRUMP TO RELEASE HIS TAXES. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
BEAUTIFUL IDEA. LOVELY. LOVELY IDEA. BUT THE TAX MARCH DID NOT GET
TRUMP TO RELEASE HIS TAXES, MUCH LIKE THE WOMEN’S MARCH DID NOT
GET TRUMP TO RELEASE HIS WOMAN, BUT NICE TRY, NICE TRY. BUT HE DID RELEASE SOME TWEETS. “I DID WHAT WAS AN ALMOST AN
IMPOSSIBLE THING TO DO FOR A REPUBLICAN– EASILY WON THE
ELECTORAL COLLEGE! NOW TAX RETURNS ARE BROUGHT UP
AGAIN?” ( LAUGHTER )
OKAY, I KNOW YOU WON, BUT YOU KNOW THOSE THINGS AREN’T
RELATED, RIGHT? “HEY, I JUST WON A SPELLING BEE! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING IN MY CRAWL
SPACE?” ( LAUGHTER )
THAT’S ALL RIGHT, THAT’S ALL RIGHT, THAT’S ALL RIGHT. AND TRUMP DEMANDED TO KNOW WHO
WAS REALLY BEHIND THE TAX MARCHES. “SOMEONE SHOULD LOOK INTO WHO
PAID FOR THE SMALL ORGANIZED RALLIES YESTERDAY. THE ELECTION IS OVER!”
YES, WHO PAID FOR THE RALLIES? I MEAN, THEY WERE AUTHENTIC AND
DREW PEOPLE OF ALL AGES, SO WE KNOW IT WASN’T PEPSI. ( LAUGHTER )
DELICIOUS. I COULD GO. DELICIOUS PRODUCT, THOUGH, IT’S
A DELICIOUS PRODUCT. PLEASE BUY IT. ARE THEY A SPONSOR? ARE THEY A SPONSOR? SURE, WHY NOT? AND YESTERDAY, DURING SEAN
SPICER’S DAILY SPICENING, THE QUESTION OF TRUMP’S TAXES CAME
UP AGAIN.>>IS IT TIME TO JUST SAY ONCE
AND FOR ALL, THE PRESIDENT IS NEVER GOING TO RELEASE HIS
TAX RETURNS?>>UMM, WE’LL HAVE TO GET BACK
TO YOU ON THAT.>>IF YOU WANT– I MEAN, SO
YOU… I MEAN, REALLY?>>REALLY.>>SO HE MAY?>>NO, I SAID I’D HAVE TO GET
BACK TO YOU ON THAT.>>SO YOU CAN’T EVEN SAY IF
HE’LL EVER RELEASE HIS TAXES? NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS? HOW ABOUT THIS SCENARIO– ALIENS
TAKE OVER THE EARTH, ENSLAVE MANKIND, AND THEIR ONE WEAKNESS
THE ONE WAY TO DESTROY THEM AND FREE HUMANITY IS THEY ARE EASILY
SUSCEPTIBLE TO 2000-200STEF ITEMIZED TAX RETURNS FROM
DONALD J. TRUMP. WOULD HE RELEASE THEM THEN?>>I SAID I’D HAVE TO GET BACK
TO YOU ON THAT.>>Stephen: HE’S CONSISTENT,
HE’S CANNOT. OF COURSE, WHO HAS TIME TO WORRY
ABOUT TAXES WHEN WE’RE ABOUT TO GO TO WAR WITH NORTH KOREA. BUT NEVER FEAR, THE WHITE HOUSE
SENT MIKE PENCE TO THE D.M.Z., AND BECAUSE THE SITUATION IS SO
SERIOUS, HE WORE HIS TOP GUN HALLOWEEN COSTUME. ( LAUGHTER )
♪ THE DANGER ZONE ♪ I WOULD LIKE TO SEE– I WOULDN’T
MIND– I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MIKE PENCE PLAY SHIRTLESS VOLLEYBALL
IN BLUE JEANS.>>Jon: YEAH, THAT WOULD BE
NICE.>>Stephen: OBVIOUSLY, IF HIS
WIFE WAS THERE. AND PENCE HAS GOT HIS WORK CUT
OUT FOR HIM BECAUSE YESTERDAY A NORTH KOREAN U.N. REPRESENTATIVE WARNED
“THERMONUCLEAR WAR MAY BREAK OUT AT ANY MOMENT.” NOW, THIS SHOW PRE-TAPES, SO IF
YOU’RE WATCHING THIS AT HOME RIGHT NOW, WE MADE IT! TO… ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
11– 11:41. I’M GOING TO CALL 11:41. AND THIS TIME, IT ISN’T NORTH
KOREA WITH AN ERRATIC, TRIGGER-HAPPY LEADER. ACCORDING TO ONE RUSSIAN
OFFICIAL, “TRUMP IS MORE IMPULSIVE AND UNPREDICTABLE
THAN KIM JONG-UN.” WELL, THEN, RUSSIA, YOU SHOULD
HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU ELECTED HIM. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )
OUR PRESIDENT-. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WHAT? WHAT! WHAT! I JUST PUT THE– I FORGOT TO PUT
THE– I’M SURE CBS WON’T MIND. ( LAUGHTER )
LUCKILY, OUR PRESIDENT HAD SOME REASSURING WORDS THIS MORNING ON
“THE FOX AND THE FRIENDS.”>>THE VICE PRESIDENT IS IN ASIA
DOING THE FOUR-STOP TOUR, AND HE SAID, BASICALLY, THE U.S. IS
RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE, CLEARLY A MESSAGE TO NORTH KOREA. YOU HAVE A NAVY FLEET THAT IS
SENT INTO THE SEA OF JAPAN RIGHT NOW. HAVE YOU RULED OUT A MILITARY
STRIKE?>>I DON’T WANT TO TELEGRAPH
WHAT I’M DOING OR WHAT I’M THINKING.>>Stephen: OKAY, BUT CAN YOU AT
LEAST CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE THINKING AND THAT YOU’RE
FAMILIAR WITH MORE CURRENT TECHNOLOGY THAN A TELEGRAPH? ( LAUGHTER )
NO MATTER WHAT TRUMP WAS ASKED IN THIS INTERVIEW, THEY TAPED IT
MONDAY BUT SHOWED IT THIS MORNING. TRUMP NEVER GAVE A STRAIGHT
ANSWER.>>DID WE SABOTAGE THE NORTH
KOREA STRIKE?>>I DON’T WANT TO COMMENT ON
IT.>>OKAY, WHAT HAPPENS IF NORTH
KOREA LAUNCHES ANOTHER MISSILE?>>WE WILL FIND OUT.>>ALL RIGHT.>>Stephen: ALL RIGHT. HAVE A GOOD WAR. NOW HERE’S A WORD FROM OUR
SPONSOR EVERBLAST SUBTERREAN, LEAD-LINED BUNKERS,
“EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD.” THEY’RE STILL WORKING ON THEIR
MOTTO. THEY’RE STILL WORKING ON THEIR
MOTTO. ARE THEY A SPONSOR FOR US? I’D LOVE TO BE IN MY BLAST
SHELTER WITH A PEPSI. IT WOULD BE FANTASTIC. ALSO, I NOTICED SOMETHING ODD
ABOUT HOW TRUMP REFERS TO NORTH KOREA’S LEADER:
>>BUT, YOU KNOW, THEY’VE BEEN TALKING WITH THIS GENTLEMAN FOR
A LONG TIME. THEY HAVE ALL BEEN OUTPLAYED BY
THIS GENTLEMAN.>>Stephen: I DON’T THINK TRUMP
KNOWS KIM JONG-UN’S NAME. ( LAUGHTER )
I DON’T– “THIS GENTLEMAN. ?”
ARE THEY GOING TO A STRIP CLUB TOGETHER? WHY DOES HE KEEP CALLING HIM
“THIS GENTLEMAN?” EITHER THAT, OR THE BEST
NICKNAME HE CAN COME UP WITH IS “THIS GENTLEMAN.” AND, MR. PRESIDENT, YOU’RE KNOWN
FOR YOUR NICKNAMES. YOUR LYIN’ TED, YOUR CROOKED
HILLARY. AND THIS GUY IS A NAME BONANZA. HOW ABOUT SHIITAKE MUSHROOM
HAIR, THE DEAR EATER, CHAIRMAN COW, THE DICTATOR TOT,
EL PRESIDUMPTY, THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE’S RE-PIGLET. ANYTHING AT ALL FOR THIS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
LOOKS FANTASTIC. NOW, WE KNOW TRUMP NEVER BACKS
DOWN FROM A FIGHT AS LONG AS SOMEONE ELSE WILL DO HIS
FIGHTING. JUST LISTEN– JUST LISTEN TO ONE
OF HIS RALLIES WILL LAST YEAR WHEN SOME PROTESTERS INTERRUPTED
HIS SPEECH.>>GET ‘EM OUT. GET ‘EM OUT. GET ‘EM OUT. LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE, SOME
WONDERFUL PEOPLE. AWWWWW. GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT! GET OUT! UNBELIEVABLE! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!>>Stephen: U.S.A.! U.S.A.! THAT GUY’S IN CHARGE OF THE
U.S.A. ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, THAT WAS IN LOUISVILLE LAST YEAR, AND TRUMP’S SUPPORTERS
PROVIDED ALL THE SLUGGING. AND NOW THOSE PROTESTORS ARE
SUING DONALD TRUMP FOR INCITING VIOLENCE AT HIS RALLIES, WHICH
IS KIND OF LIKE SUING OLIVE GARDEN FOR INCITING BREADSTICKS. ( LAUGHTER )
BUT THE PRESIDENT HAS A SIMPLE COUNTERARGUMENT: SUCK IT. BECAUSE THE PRESIDENCY, HE SAYS
MAKES HIM IMMUNE TO LAWSUITS. OH, IMMUNE TO LAWSUITS. I FINALLY KNOW WHY HE RAN FOR
PRESIDENT. “MR. TRUMP, MR. TRUMP,
MR. TRUMP, AS YOUR LAWYER I SHOULD ADVISE YOU, YOU HAVE OVER
70 PENDING LAWSUITS AGAINST YOU.” “OKAY, I’VE GOT AN IDEA. GIVE ME THAT HAT.” ONE WHITE NATIONALIST WHO’S
BEING SUED BY PROTESTERS, MATTHEW HEIMBACH, CLAIMS THAT
TRUMP SHOULD HAVE TO PAY ANY DAMAGES BECAUSE HEIMBACH, “ACTED
PURSUANT TO THE DIRECTIVES AND REQUESTS OF DONALD J. TRUMP.” SO TO SUM UP: A WHITE
SUPREMACIST ROUGHS UP PROTESTOR, PROTESTOR SUES WHITE
SUPREMACIST, AND INSTEAD OF BLAMING MINORITIES, WHITE
SUPREMACIST BLAMES HIS PROBLEMS ON A POWERFUL WHITE
GUY. PROGRESS, BABY STEPS. BABY STEPS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
MAKES YOU FEEL– SOMEWHERE, SOMEWHERE IN HERE. TRUMP IS SCHEDULED TO MAKE A
STATE VISIT TO GREAT BRITAIN LATER THIS YEAR, AND NOT
EVERYONE IN OLD ENGLAND IS FEELING JOLLY ABOUT IT. A PETITION TO CANCEL THE VISIT
WAS SIGNED BY 1.8 MILLION PEOPLE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
1.8. WOW! 1.8 MILLION. THAT’S A HUGE NUMBER. I MEAN, THAT’S LIKE A FAKE
INAUGURATION CROWD NUMBER. ( LAUGHTER )
AND HE DOESN’T WANT JUST ANY ARRIVAL WHEN HE GETS THERE. “TRUMP WANTS A GOLD-PLATED
CARRIAGE RIDE WITH THE QUEEN.” I DON’T KNOW WHY EITHER HE WANTS
THE GOLD-PLATED CARRIAGE RIDE WITH THE QUEEN? TO MAKE HIM FEEL IMPORTANT. OR… OH NO! YOUR MAJESTY! IF YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF
TIC-TACS, JUST OPEN THE DOOR AND GET AWAY. I’M TELLING HER TO GET AWAY FROM
HIM. YOU UNDERSTAND, I’M THE GOOD GUY
IF THIS SCENARIO. YOU UNDERSTAND. I’M BEING HELPFUL IN THE THING I
JUST MADE UP. ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS )THANK YOU. AND THE GOLDEN CARRIAGE IS JUST
ONE OF TRUMP’S FLASHY DEMANDS. WE ACTUALLY GOT OUR HANDS ON THE
LETTER THAT TRUMP SENT OVER TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE WITH THE REST
OF HIS WISHES. IT’S THE ACTUAL LETTER BECAUSE
IT’S GOT THE PRESIDENTIAL SEAL RIGHT THERE, AND YOU CAN’T FAKE
THAT. ( LAUGHTER )
LEGALLY, I THINK I COULD GO TO JAIL.>>Jon: THAT’S IT.>>Stephen: I DON’T KNOW IN
ENGLAND WHAT THEY DO WITH THAT. JIMMY, HERE WE GO:
“EHHH… DEAR QUEEN, WHILE I’M IN GREAT ENGLAND, TREMENDOUS
BRITAIN, THE U.K., I DEMAND TO DO THE FOLLOWING THINGS: PULL A
SWORD FROM A ROCK, KISS A SLEEPING WOMAN, DEPORT
PADDINGTON BEAR, DECAPITATE THE EX-WIFE OF MY CHOOSING, MIND THE
GAP, HAVE A SLICE OF SHEPHERD’S PIE– IF THAT’S A SEX THING–
INVADE NARNIA, AND KILL HARRY POTTER!”
( LAUGHTER ) “SINCERELY, DONNIE.” IT WAS ALL FUNNY UNTIL WE KILLED
HARRY POTTER. BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING THE
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, AND I DON’T JUST MEAN THE FOUNDING
FATHERS WHO GET TO HAVE FUN SPINNING AROUND IN THEIR GRAVES. WHEEEEEEEE! NO, I’M TALKING ABOUT OUR OLD
FRIENDS THE OBALM AS. THIS WEEK, THEY WERE IN
POLYNESIA, AND SOMEONE MANAGED TO GET THIS SHOT OF
BARACK TAKING A VACATION PICTURE OF MICHELLE POSING FOR A PICTURE
ON A YACHT? WOW. MICHELLE DECIDED TO PLAGIARIZE
MELANIA FOR ONCE. ( LAUGHTER )
CAN WE GET THAT BACK UP AGAIN? LET’S GET A CLOSER LOOK. HE’S TAKING THE PICTURE ON AN
iPAD. “DAAAD! COME ON! THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN UNCLE
JOE MADE EVERYONE LOOK AT HIS LEANING TOWER OF PENIS.” AND WE MISS YOU, SIR. WE MISS YOU. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND THE OBAMAS WEREN’T EVEN THE MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE ON THE
BOAT, BECAUSE JOINING THEM ON THE SUPER-YACHT WERE “OPRAH, AS
WELL AS TOM HANKS AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.” THAT IS NEARLY ALL OF AMERICA’S
STRATEGIC LIKABILITY RESERVE! I JUST PRAY TO GOD THEY PUT
DWAYNE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON IN A SECURE LOCATION. WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. ALEC BALDWIN IS HERE.
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Hi, I am from Russia and I envy the freedom of speech on the US TV so badly! It is gorgeous you can talk whatever you want even about the president
My last name is Gentleman. Kim Jong Un shouldn't be associated with that word at all.
Sound of tic tacs. ?
Ummmmm. My sister is in the navy. Could we please have some information?
hey its now dec 9th we made it trumps starting holy wars now from the future!
what is actual funny, is that Soros WAS PAYING people to rally the dumb Americans to take up his indirect fight with Trump.
Trump got that ONE right, someone was paying citizens to do this…HAHAHAH
The Electoral College elected him, not the US citizens and stop it, it wasn't the Russians.
It is the people that we actually voted into office that chose Trump. Blame yourselves for him being elected.
Best part would be to kill Faggy Potter
Who likes oprah? Besides my grandmother and all of her senior friends???
We Survived!! Dec 17, 2017
I love Stephen's comedy style. That bunker tag line joke was wonderfully delivered.
5:00 hi, lady. Can you not say "Sea Of Japan". Thanks
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Too bad Thermonuclear War wiped us out or I would've had fun watching this.
Why are people still on about the Russia thing. The reason Hillary lost was due to trumps economic populism and pretend straight shooting. They were basically the same candidate underneath, but trump pretended to be a populus candidate to get elected. If anything it was wikileaks that got trump elected, not Russian tampering.
See here’s the thing, comedy has to have at least some truth to it and that’s why Stephen Colbert has never been funny. Only his guests
OUH OUH I WANT A BUNKER
He literally comments on EVERYTHING publicly. Even calling Kim rocket man. But HE WONT HELP US FEEL THAT HE IS COMPETENT?! We just wanna feel safe!! And he is poking at a fucking Korean bear and giggling.
U git nueked furst faegit u sak uf shiet – Kim jun un
41 April first day of attack? 3:56
Savage with the Kim Jung Un dress down!
i think millionaires around thwe world dont want to be questioned
You americans will never admit that your shithole nation elected that president thats why you want to tell yourself that someone else meddled with your election.
You just suck but you dont want to face the truth, you are pathetic.
Song For My Father at both 11:55 and 12:01! I hear you, Jon Batiste!
Whatever happened to those lawsuits?
load credit itself sink medication mystery resign.
hopefully trump will just fuckin die soon, he’s 71 after all.
1.8 million Brits voted to keep Trump out of the UK… Yep I was one of them….
Its funny fallout got it wrong its not china
Did he flip the Bird? or do the Russian gesture
(after some wikiwalking)=> the Fig Sign///
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gestures#Fig_sign
Stephen ! U R THE man !!! ————Keep it up !! ——————-WolfSky9, 71 y/o
Dear Stephen,
Over here, "uk" (the way you pronounced it) doesn't mean what you think it means ?
4:24
Shut up John Baptiste!
WOW! This seems so long ago, back when it was Trump's taxes not his penis that was the ummmm 'biggest' thing in the news…
Oh and the fact that Trump cancelled his visit to my country (after massive protests were planned by our citizens https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/28/incredible-protest-planned-for-trump-visit-to-uk) makes me so proud to be British ! We did it wooooo! Fuck Donald Trump!
The thumbnail was hilarious!
Don’t worry, it’s may 2018, and trumps ought to be impeached soon
Telegraph!?!
Just by his hair I'd call him hoove-head. His hair kinda looks like the hooves of a horse.
Well someone should tell stormy daniels this ?? #dustycheetofail
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Dictatortot! Loved that one!
Trump's performance at that March 2016 rally… He's fucking despicable. He's always been, and always will be, fucking despicable.
Give me an episode with Baptistes and or with colbert and him.
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Isn't the requirement for a candidate to submit documents including tax returns? If the submission of all documents required is not completed shouldn't that application be considered incomplete and therefore canceled? If a candidate continues to participate in a process where requirements were not met and the application for participation was canceled by default isn't it illegal to continue participation? Shouldn't that candidate be charged with misrepresentation?
I say the same thing to Trump! GET OUT!!! GET HIM OUTTA HERE!! GET OUT!!
We are still here in England so don't worry
*yet
or Rocket man
Wow, what an inclusive president and country: GET OUT! GET OUT! USA! USA!
FYI: The protesters should sue EVERYONE even potentially responsible for the assault (the white supremacist, Trump, and anyone else who participated).
Is this why Trump started calling him little rocket man? lololol
"Instead of blaming his problems on minorities, the white supremacist blames a powerful white man. ………… Progress <3" lolololol
Ironic – under a Liberal Democrat mass media – considering the liar, thief, murderer, backstabber & betrayer ( via trade treaties eliminating American jobs + opening the doors to monopolies being legal), insider trading of stocks, etc. . . . and even with lying to a Senate Congressional Meeting during the Lawinski crap . . . never a protest shown on television, no radio report?
Either there were none OR such information was censored ("land of the free? ).
Hypocracy and sheep led by their nose-rings American / Euro public offering their pathetic belly-achings.
Stephen Colbert deserves a medal. Is it too gay to say I'm in love with this man?
Mark Twain, Ambrose Bierce, Will Rogers, Mort Sahl, Newhart, Silverman, First Responders in the endless fight against corruption in government.
I wanted to go back to my home state but there was no work. Now there is work. If you had a job during the elections you would obviously would not understand the depth that Trump has changed the country. He is the best president in the last 100 years. The libtard actors in Hollywood never gave me anything unless i paid for it.
I would not be the least bit surprised if Trump has ever uttered the sentence ¨Hey, I just won a spelling bee; why are you looking in my crawlspace?"
I agree that Trump is FAR more unpredictable than Kim Jong-un. Isn't that terrifying? More unpredictable than a paranoid dictator. I'm glad the Koreans tricked him with the promise "to work towards" denuclearization (even though Kim Jong-un backed out of similar agreements twice, except this one could mean 3,000 years in the future) – smart move. Very smart.
The protestor at Trump's rally would have been killed, if Trump could have gotten away with it – that's what he wants: to be a dictator.
Fake news… Fake news! We all know Trump would never win a spelling contest.
Sounds like he was advertising Vault-Tec for a second there
I've seen nothing about it, but isn't it obvious that the Mueller investigation already HAS Trump's tax returns, going back as far as Trump has had a SS# under which to file returns?
This has been an issue since Trump became president.
This Mueller investigation has federal subpoena power.
The returns do not need to be handed over by Trump.
The Mueller investigation would be stupid to have failed to subpoena Trump's returns.
To subpoena them from Trump, is humorous, unless they wanted to play a game of investigation how he cooked his books.
The place to subpoena the returns is the IRS. Nor could the IRS give them any grief about it. They'd just hand them over.
So I hope you don't think Mueller hasn't already GOT them – the real ones, that is.
Still, the investigators are probably studying the way Trump squirms and tries to cover up his crimes. Giving him rope by which to hang himself.
What puzzles me here is that nobody seems to realize that the investigators already have the returns – that they could have had them within weeks of being appointed to Mueller's team? It should be so obvious. What is wrong with Americans' curiosity?
I don't want to Set the World on Fire starts playing War. War never changes.
The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower.
But war never changes.
In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Petroleum and Uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth.
In 2020, the storm of a world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise.
I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW OMG I CANT EVEN
We actually didn't want him in the UK for many reasons, but one brought up was being we didn't want him near the female royal members. Or anyone female for that matter.
Chubby cheeks ???☺? best nick name
That last Kim got a lot of money from a stupid President. STILL close to two million people starved to death and it could be more. All because the monster used it for himself and the military. Watch the various people here on YT who have defected. They were lied to so much they had NO idea how large America is. Kim keeps them on the edge of war all the time. He even bombed one of North Korea's subs with a crew in it and told the world South Korea did it with America! Told the people in North Korea that as well. He controls ALL information in and out. He'll never use a bomb because he knows he'd be gone five minutes later. I'd bet our military knows where he is at all times. But it does frighten the people in Seoul as they know Kim's crazy. / I've never seen that bit when Trump told his followers to get people out! I love those people booing Trump. My heroes. 🙂 Where was the Secret Service??
I was so unhappy once I slept withva potato on my bed
formed of own body baum
unfortunately.
Im your host Steven Cole Bear
Don't buy Pepsi..
You got what you voted for. Now eat it!
Of course the queen doesn't like trump she is from a military family and served in ww2, there is a large portion of of ww2 veterans who don't like the veterans of vietnam let alone the ones that dodged it
6:50 look at those Roger Rabbit teeth lol
Stephen is always on point!
We've made it to 2019! Woo! lol
What does he mean, "won", the Electoral college??
Trump is a boso
If trump called him anything like it you will be saying trump was trying to start a war
The show is great , love the Trump bashing .
So quaint, that time when we only worried about WWIII.
I love ya Stephen! You keep America more American than the POTUS <piece of trash of the U.S.> 22 years of service
As I said before and I’ll say it again and again. Trump said at 1 of his rallies that he will pay for their lawyers and all. What did he do for them. Nothing. It’s now 2019 and he is still doing the same shit but worse. Has he helped anyone that he literally influenced to hit and beat people up and stuff. NOPE. I’ll say this again, Trump doesn’t give any shit about his supporters. He just expects them to vote for him for his own gain. Trump supporters are so friggin dumb that they still believe him and would do anything for him. Look at his tax cuts. It only help the rich. So for a 1 dollar raise and maybe a 500 dollar bonus they love him. Lol. Meanwhile the billionaire is not paying taxes and receive a refund. People with a family used to get between 4 and 10k on tax refunds. Now they have to pay on top of their deductions another 10k. They still support this maniac. When will they learn. Now look after this muller report he’s now saying to kill the ACA completely. What happened to don’t touch Medicaid and Medicare along with pre existing conditions. Now it’s all going to be gone if they continue to support DT. Good job America you truly shown the world that we don’t have an morals for humanity. You let this man take away our basic necessities in life in hopes of a dream. I say dream because that’s what he selling the ppl. Again, DT. Donald Trump doesn’t give any SHIT about anyone but himself. Open your eyes America. Wake up.
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This is two years old yet just as topical today. Trump is still hiding his tax returns and lying about it.
Good grief
I've come across this video from the future. I'm glad to say you didn't die
Ah, it's fun to come back here and watch these all this time later!
It's now May 22nd, 2019.
Game of Thrones had it's last episode EVER three days ago.
"America," is still a thing lol we haven't been dumbassed into a nuclear war yet.
And, watching these clips from way back when we were all so young, innocent and naive is just therapeutic.??
Old man fake president has a war planned. Mothers lock up your children. What??? Lock him up!!
I watch this in mirth everytime Trump visits a foreign country…
Because. He visited a foreign country and war where not declared. Its just. Amazing.
The bar for good news these days is pretty low
It's revelatory how many times since 2016 I've been afraid of dying in a thermonuclear exchange that I had to scroll to see which country this one was supposed to have been with.
I prefer Cherry Coke in my Bunker. The Pepsi version tastes like crap. And those of us bunker bound require the best, as we are well… Bunker Bound. And Cherry Coke may be the last decent drink we can savor before the bombs fall. Good luck people. And enjoy. And if you can mix that Coke with some nicely aged whiskey and fade, the better off you will be. Unless you are unlucky enough to wake up in the morning with a hangover. Always make sure you have enough booze to see you through. Just a suggestion. The world is about to get really ugly. Might be a good idea to stash away a dozen cases in the basement area. You might need it.
I am not a Democrat nor a Republican; I am a privileged, white, Christian male Marine Veteran (66-69), who was stationed at Camp LeJeune, North Carolina, while having a TOP SECRET CLEARANCE as an ELECTRONICS SURVEILLANCE OPERATOR. We are the front line of America's NATIONAL DEFENSE. Our predecessors broke the Japanese Code prior to Pearl Harbor. Two of our fellow Marines were killed aboard the U.S.S. LIBERTY when it was attacked by Israel; they were from our Battalion. Just outside of Raleigh, we observed a 50' billboard which read, "HELP STOP COMMUNISM AND INTEGRATION THIS IS KKK COUNTRY." The locals obviously were not offended by that sign so it is apparent they shared their sentiments. President Bone Spurs, recently was spewing his racist hate fifty-years later, igniting the local North Carolina racists to reveal that nothing has changed in 50-years. Trump called them "INCREDIBLE PATRIOTS," when in reality and CONSTITUTIONALLY, RACISTS are "DOMESTIC ENEMIES" that all Veterans took an oath to lay down our lives to protect against. Furthermore, the only "INCREDIBLE PATRIOTS" are VETERANS; everybody else freeloads on our shirttails the FREEDOM that we secured. The only change that appears to have occurred in North Carolina is they dropped their concern regarding COMMUNISM, because they are sure silent when it comes to TRUMP cozying up to PUTIN. The racial hatred still appears to be their main focus. I wonder if the sign is bigger today? A fellow Marine and I could not hitchhike across the "BIBLEBELT SOUTH" in our uniforms, because we would have been murdered; him for being my black brother, and me a CHRISTIAN, would have accused of being a "nig…-lover." Their racial hatred revealing their hypocrisy in regards to being Bible Believers, along with being DOMESTIC ENEMIES of the CONSTITUTION demonstrates their lack of character and Patriotism. Even the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE exposes them on both topics (their lack of Christianity and their undermining of the pillars this Country was founded upon: "WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT, THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR CREATOR WITH CERTAIN INALIENABLE RIGHTS, THAT AMONG THESE ARE: LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS."
President Racist also spewed his hatred at black athletes for kneeling during the playing of "THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER," all under the guise of PATRIOTISM, which included the non-veteran billionaire owners of the Professional Football Teams; and even NASCAR took offense of blacks objecting to racial injustice and inequality granted by the CONSTITUTION and their CREATOR. By Trump objecting to their right to peacefully protest, he is one "click" away from also violating "RELIGIOUS LIBERTY." Jehovah Witnesses do not stand during "The Star Spangled Banner," nor do they "Pledge Allegiance to The Flag." My fellow Veterans of Color do not enjoy or experience the same freedoms privileged whites take for granted. So, until they do, I will take a knee with them.
Let us address the "BIBLEBELT SOUTH'S (EVANGELICAL) WHITE MODERATE PREACHERS' SILENCE:"
Comey stated, "Trump eats your soul, one lie at a time, by your silence." Dr. King basically echoed those same sentiments in his "LETTER FROM A BIRMINGHAM JAIL." Criticizing the white moderate preachers' silence; and stating he considered them more dangerous than the KKK. Once again, 50-years later where are the EVANGELICALS? They silently allow Trump to eat their morality one SIN at a time. They say nothing about his LOCKERROOM TALK" it is SIN. SILENT, when he admits he is a sexual predator on the BUSH TAPES, still a SIN. SILENT in regards to ADULTERY (Daniels &The Bunny), still a SIN! His associating with CONVICTED PEDOPHILES (JEFFREY EPSTEIN & GEORGE NADER), and not to save their souls, SIN. His racist hate is also, SIN! His pathological lying, a SIN!
Example of "BIBLEBELT CHRISTIANITY:"
A noose in a tree, and a burning Cross,
Sheets of white and hate raids at night,
Then sittin' in Church come Sunday mornin' light.
In Denial that it's all right,
Singing "This is God's Country."
But, Can't fool Jesus, Judgment Day is Coming!
The Five Foolish Virgins have no oil.
Told to leave, "You workers of Iniquity. Jesus never knew you." With your shouts of "Send them Back!" [echo, Crucify Him!]
One final comparison: The Narcissistic Anarchistic Trump vs. Corporal Desmond Doss [Army Medic]
One corruptly rich and the other Spiritually Rich
One faked bone Spurs while the other went to war armed only with his Bible and Love in his heart.
One a racist, the other a Christian Agapeist
One without Fruit, the other a bumper crop of Spiritual Fruit
One claims he would have made a great general; the other wearing The Congressional Medal of Honor.
One claims to be the greatest President, the other died a humble farmer.
"Easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
I have 35-years of prison ministry experience (non grata); instilling a moral compass, where there wasn't one.
K A J U.S.M.C.
"The greatest want of the world is the want of men—men who will not be bought or sold, men who in their inmost souls are true and honest, men who do not fear to call sin by its right name, men whose conscience is as true to duty as the needle to the pole, men who will stand for the right though the heavens fall." – {Education, p. 57.3}