Hillary for Humanity (#Hillary4Humanity)


No! Guys! What!? Oh my god, no way Ughh guys This whole thing was like It can’t be closed! How could they do this? Come on It was here! [Knocking] Oh my god this is more of a bummer than when we ran out of molly at Coachella Or when my ex-boyfriend changed his HBO GO password Guys I know that we all wanted to go to grad school for free, but I’ve been reading lately– On Instagram? Naw, on Facebook Ugh, lame It turns out there’s another Democratic candidate And she’s not actually all that bad Really? Yeah Let’s take a selfie Okay Miss the Berning feeling Aching in my heart We gave it our best try Primary guy from the start With the crap we face today We need a bomb-ass politician To face ISIS and the NRA Like Machiavelli’s Queen tactician Hillary for Humanity I’m with her to save my sanity Hillary for Humanity Or be drafted in World War III Benghazi and those emails Made her look a little shady But she fought back with such style Like a stoic, boss-bitch lady Though her pants suits aren’t so tight And you wouldn’t wanna bang her She’s pro-choice and equal rights Abort your fetus without a hanger Hillary for Humanity I’m with her to save my sanity Hillary for Humanity Or prepare to file bankruptcy Now that dude from The Apprentice Says the US needs a win Build a wall and then deport you Just because you have brown skin She’s a solid second choice And we know that we would miss her If we wake up November 9th And realize we elected Hitler Hillary for Humanity I’m with her to save my sanity Hillary for Humanity Or we’ll suffer from misogyny Bernie you’ve been great A Larry David-like best friend First socialist to date We stood by you ‘til the very end But if we don’t get out and vote Trump will sell us all to China Three centuries of men White House needs a little Feminine touch Hillary for Humanity I’m with her to save my sanity Hillary for Humanity Or face nuclear catastrophe Or face nuclear catastrophe

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