Grandmas Play Cards Against Humanity


– “How did I lose my virginity?” – (laughs) – (laughs) (old-style music) – “The person who most recently pooped begins as the card czar”. – She’s volunteer. – “I drink to forget–“. No,
you don’t take a black one. – Oh, no? – And then you have to find the answer. – Okay. – No, the answers are back there. – There is nothing here like that. – I see a good one. – [Rhoda] (laughs) – But you’ve gotta pick it. – “Anal fissures like
you wouldn’t believe”. – I think anal fissures is best. – Aww. – This is not a game any of
my sons would be playing. – “It is a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with–” “Whining like a little bitch”. – And here’s mine. – “Some really (bleep)”. – Goodness! – Oh! Ohh! Whoa! – “In 1,000 years, when paper
money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?” “Being awesome at sex”. – What’s your answer? – “The primal ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now”. – 1,000 years. – “I’m sorry, Professor, but I couldn’t complete my homework because of–” “Edible underpants”. – I have to pick one
that’s really not funny, because these are all too crude. – “But I couldn’t complete
my homework because of” “Italians”. My good–.
Am I so bad? (laughs) – No! – “What killed my boner?” – Read this. – “The Rapture”. – “The Rapture”. (laughs) – “Crumbs all over the god damn carpet”. – That would do it. “What’s making things
awkward in the sauna?” – Oh, mama mia. “Pooping
back and forth forever.” – That would make things
awkward. That’s pretty funny. “Elderly Japanese men”. Pretty decent. – (laughs) “Help me, doctor,
I’ve got blank in my butt”. – “A salty surprise”? – (laughs) Oh my God. – This one’s funny. – “Public ridicule in my butt”. – (laughs) – I like this one. Carmela wins. – “What’s my anti-drug?” – “The Little Engine That Could”. My grandson used to love that. – Or, or this one. – “Grandma”! “Grandma”! – That is a good anti-drug. – (laughs) I never wanna see those
cards again, ever in my life. Not even drunk. It’s not worth it. – (laughs) I thought it was
fun, but it was kinda crude. The answers are not very nice. What do you think, Carmela?
You think it’s a good game? – Of course it was a good game. – (laughs)

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