CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY! (Punishments)


– “The secret to a lasting marriage
is communication, communication and my humps.” – (laughter) – I don’t want to win yet
because there’s other– – Wow! “I don’t want to win yet.” – “A salty surprise.”
– Ew! Ew! Hi there, YouTube, I’m Tom.
– I’m Alex. – And welcome to Challenge Chalice. You guys know,
you send in challenges, I do ’em with cool guests. We have the graphic designer, Brynn.
– She’s cool. – We have, from College Kids React,
we have Brooklin and Kennedy. – Woo!
– Cool. – And me. – You already introduced yourself! – Also, we’re gonna be doing
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within the first ten minutes. – All right, I’m getting out of here.
– Okay. – Who wants to pull the challenge? – I’ll do it. (laughing)
– Hey! – “Cards against Humanity,” suggested by Promiscuous
Dope Fiends Official. – Woo-hoo!
– (laughing) – I am so excited. ♪ (light folk music) ♪ – All right guys,
so what we have here is Cards Against Humanity.
– There it is. – How the game works
is that we get these black cards, which basically have a blank. If you’ve ever played mad libs,
they have a blank thing, and then the rest of a sentence,
so this one says, “Blank high five, bro.” And you’re gonna
be given these white cards that have just random things on it, like, “the devil himself,”
“Keanu Reeves” or “agriculture.” And you want to kind of create
the craziest combination that you can. – Agriculture. High five, bro!
– Yeah, agriculture, bro. – Everyone puts in a card. We’re gonna take turns judging.
– Yes. – And that judge
gets to award the best one. – Once you get the answer right,
you get the black card that you used,
and we’re gonna play with four black cards. Tom, hand out seven cards
to everybody. – One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven. – (Tom) Oh, look at this one. Kennedy’s gonna be the judge first. – Just pull the card.
– (laughing) – The captain.
– All right. “While the United States raced
the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled
millions of pesos into research on blank.”
It’s so silent. – I know, everyone’s super serious. Just put them in
and then we’ll shuffle them up, then we’ll hand them to Kennedy. – “While the United States
raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled
millions of pesos into research on a web of lies.” – (laughing) – “Domino’s Oreo dessert pizza.”
– Ooh. – “My relationship status.”
– Oh! – I’m gonna go with
“my relationship status.” – YES!
– (groaning) No! – (Brynn) It’s
currently quite complicated. – “The secret to a lasting marriage
is communication, communication and blank.” Oh jeez. (laughing) I should have used…
– I have so many good options. – …Domino’s Oreo
dessert pizza now. (laughing) “The secret to a lasting marriage
is communication, communication and my humps.”
– (laughing) – “Communication
and an AR-50 assault rifle.” – What?
– (laughing) – And “a murderer most foul.” Oh, “murder most foul.” Hoo! I’m gonna go with “my humps.”
– Yes! – (laughing) That’s so perfect. – (Kennedy) That
was so nerve-wracking. – “Uh, hey guys,
I know this was my idea but I’m having
serious doubts about blank.” – (Alex) It’s so quiet. – I know! Because
you have think really hard. – (Alex) Usually, this is the part
where people start screaming and, like, [bleep] you, Alex!
– (laughing) – “Hey guys,
I know this was my idea, but I’m having serious doubts
about winking at old people.” – Ooh. – How would you
have doubts about that? – “Raptor attacks.”
– (laughing) – “Getting crushed
by a vending machine.” I’m gonna have to say
“winking at old people.” – (groaning)
– Yay! – (Tom) I gotta start
learning you guys’ sense of humor. – “When I am President
of the United States, I will create the Department of…” – (Alex) Domino’s Oreo–
– I know! I used it way too early. – “When I am President
of the United States, I will create the Department
of Breaking Out Into Song and Dance.” – Oh, that’s a good department. – “My Soul.”
– (laughter) – And “Authentic Mexican Cuisine.”
– Ooh. – “Breaking Out Into Song and Dance.” – Wow!
– No! You’re kidding! No!
– Look at me. – (Tom) You’re just killing it. – (Alex) She’s about
to end the game already. – (Kennedy) Wait,
how many to you have to have? – (Alex) Five.
– NO!! – You have four.
That’s even less. – “When I pooped,
what came out of my butt?” – (laughing) – (laughing uncontrollably) – (Tom laughing)
– (Alex) You’re laughing so hard! – “The rhythms of Africa.”
– (laughing) – Oh my god. – The bar’s already set pretty high. – “A live studio audience.”
– Oh! – “Skeletor.”
– (laughing) “Skeletor.” – I’m gonna have to say
“the rhythms of Africa.” – Yes!
– (cheering) – Woo!
– (Kennedy) That was a good one. – (Brooklin) Yes!
– (Tom) Nah, I’m just in last place. “In his new self-produced album,
Kanye West raps over the sounds of…?” – I’m not confident in this one. – I’m not confident either. – “In his new self-produced album,
Kanye West raps over the sounds of my inner demons.” – (laughing) – “Vikings.” Hell yeah. (laughing) “Synergistic
management solutions.” – What?
– Breakin’ it down! Oh, this is a hard one. I’m gonna say “my inner demons.” – Yes!
– (laughing) – “Dear Abby, I’m having
some trouble with blank and would like your advice.” – (chuckling) – (sighing) Do I– hmmm. – All right, I’m throwing it down. Let’s see. – This one’s too real.
– (Alex) You need some help? – Yeah.
– Oh, we got phone a friend. We got Alex.
– (hushing) – Because that’s too real.
– (babbling) No! That’s not funny. Oh!
– (Alex laughing) – “Dear Abby, I’m having
some trouble with sexual tension…” – (laughing)
– “…and would like your advice.” – Aww, jeez. – “Becoming a blueberry…”
– (laughing) – “…and would like your advice.” “Cards against Humanity…”
– Oh jeez. – “…and would like some advice.” – I know, that’s like me. (laughing) – I’m gonna go with “sexual tension.”
– Yes! – (Alex) What’d I say, though? What’d I say? Ha!
– You chose the other one. – (Alex) Yeah, well I said–
I chose between those two. – You guys are catching up to me. – “The class field trip
was completely ruined by…” – I don’t want to win yet
because there’s other– – Wow! “I don’t want to win yet.” – “The class field trip
was completely ruined by crippling debt.”
– Oh, makes sense. – You wouldn’t be
able to go anywhere. – “Friendly fire.”
Like the one in Burbank a few weeks ago,
just a friendly little fire. – “My machete.”
– Oh! – (laughter)
– Jesus. – I’m gonna go with “my machete.”
– Hey! – “What’s Teach
for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?” – I’m rooting for Tom in this round.
– (laughing) “What’s Teach for America
using to inspire inner city students to succeed? “Quiche.”
Ooh, I love a good quiche. – (laughing) – “A salty surprise.”
– Ew! Ew! – (laughing)
– Ew! – “Rap music.”
– (laughing) – Oh my god, I’ll have
to go with “a salty surprise.” – Yes! Yes! – Oh, now I’m extra nervous. – Now everyone’s tied. (laughing)
– (Kennedy) Everyone. – (Tom) I’m gonna choose
the winner right now. – Oh, this is a good way to end it. “Why do I hurt all over?”
– Oh god. – Why, guys? – I already got to put the card down. I already got it.
– Someone shuffle. I don’t want any bias right now. ♪ (humming dramatically) ♪ “Why do I hurt all over?” “50,000 volts
straight to the nipples.” That’ll do it. “Fiery poops.”
– (giggling) – “The devil himself.” Oh! All right, these are all great cards. I’m gonna say 50,000–
– No! – Oh baby, yes! – (groaning) – Tyler Steeves said,
“For a punishment, freeze a shirt and make them wear it.”
– What?! – So we froze some shirts.
– How do you freeze–? – Yeah, how do you freeze shirts? – Is that my–?
– Oh my– – You can’t put this on.
You can’t– – Yeah, you can. – I’ll help you guys.
– There you go. – Wait, hold on.
(thumping) – Oh shit.
– I love hypothermia. – It is cold!
– (giggling) – (squealing)
– Aaaaah! I’m not gonna put my arms down. Time for some frozen shout-outs. Shout-out to Amber Bradley. – Shout-out to emotions rule. – Shout-out to x Brinklow. – Shout-out to TriantAlex. – If you guys want to be
next week’s notification shout-out, all you gotta do
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follow it up with a check mark– Don’t touch!!
Aaah, that’s so cold! Make sure to send
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on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. I want to thank you guys
for destroying me in Cards against Humanity. Oh my god. I just realized how unfunny I am. – Thanks for watching
Challenge Chalice. If you want to watch more FBE shows,
click the link below. – “Dear Abby, I’m having
some trouble with sexual tension.” I know what that advice is. Uh…
– Pfft! What?
– (laughter) – Whoa! Things are heating up.

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