Cards Against Humanity Play Through


Welcome to the Failroad Express’s Playthrough Of Cards Against Humanity Warning This video is not safe for work And You probably shouldn’t show your kids either Actually, You really shouldn’t show your kids So, yeah. Lets, lets —– Get on with it Hey what’s up ChooChoos. I’m going to start the video, ’cause I hate you, Josh We’re playing Cards Against Humanity Yeah One of the best games anyone in their lives has ever played In all of eternity. Anyone who doesn’t like this game is obviously dumb and has poor taste in everything and uh. Because obviously There’s more combinations of cards than could ever possibly be in reality Topher sucks Oh my God. Okay, who’s, who’s starting What are we playing to? What are we playing too? Uh lets do One Lets do three. Lets compromise and do three Okay I’ll be the guy with the black card first Okay, soooo Oh, ’cause you’re used to handling a big black deck And that’s the whole game, there you go, you’ve played Cards Against Humanity Coming next, Crabs Adjust Humidity Do they really Do they really Okay lets start Maybe she’s born with it Maybe it’s blank And lets not forget Rando Cardrisian Oh right, Rando Alright Alright Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Puberty See! You guys don’t even think this game is funny Keep going, keep going It’s more like we love it as much as you hate it Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Nazis Really Maybe she’s
It’s not… Maybe She’s- It’s not… Maybe she’s born with- Maybe she’s born with it maybe it’s a tribe of warrior women And that’s it Maybe she’s born with it maybe it’s being marginalized Being marginalized. Being marginalized Is it Rando Topher! You won! Because I gotta play to my strength which is being terrible Here you go, Sean, it’s your turn Oh okay Introducing extreme baseball It’s like baseball But with blank He’s laughing I’m actually laughing He’s so mad he’s enjoying himself Did we give a card for Rando Sure There you go. Rando. Introducing extreme baseball It’s like baseball… But with a pyramid of severed heads But with battlefield amputations but with inappropriate yodeling but with soup that is too hot Soup that is too hot Here you go, Topher Here is your card Christopher’s going to win You are the best at this game You’re the best that ever was Alright, Topher, pick up a card Man I can’t breath It’s your turn I hope Josh picks him I hope he wins without anyone else getting a single card Someone’s going to get this card Someone’s going to get this card Hopefully it’s Rando MTV’s new reality show features eight washed up celebrities living with blank Oh, I’m going to have to turn in my cards ’cause they all suck Oh my God don’t forget Rando Oh, I’m turning in all my cards and getting new ones Oh man Shuffle these up Alright, MTVs new reality show features eight washed up celebrities living with A sassy black woman African children A bleached asswhole Men! —– This game Men That’s it MTVs new reality show features eight washed up celebrities living with men That’s me Was that a throw away card No The whole thing is everyone tries so hard it this game I’m going to be offensive I don’t even know anymore It’s my turn now. Alright Christopher, for the win Here it comes Okay The class fieldtrip was completely ruined by blank I haven’t laughed that hard in a while Here you go, you’ve got Rando in there too Or are there two in there No no, there’s four cards Mix them up a little bit alright The class fieldtrip was completely ruined by Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog The class fieldtrip was completely ruined by Police brutality Completely ruined by dying Just dying And completely ruined by peeing a little bit Ahh, he peed a little bit He said peepee There you go This game is like Madlibs writing for anything by Chuck Lori Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog Yay, I get a card Oh my God Oh no Hooray So offensive We almost gave Topher a quick out Oh, but the game continues The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on blank Hold up. Rando Alright Pick one. They’re all the same No they’re not If I can find it Alright The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on… Farting and walking away Ah, farts Crop dusting Just opened and interactive exhibit on being a dick to children An interactive exhibit on Ronald Reagan An interactive exhibit on Having anuses for (eyeballs)- Oh, God! That is, that’s the one that needs to be interactive Topher! This game is stupid Oh my God Lets play another round No Topher, you just won Cards Against Humanity. What are you going to do now Stop playing He’s going to play… another game But we all cried until we- We all laughed until we cried Except Topher who cried until he laughed This has been a um Extra saucy version of game play through Okay Like and subscribe Here are more videos Seriously, —— shit. Haven’t these guys made enough money I mean honestly, serously

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