Cards Against Humanity Edition – Minimations: Straight Outta RT


[Sirens] [Gunfire] [Explosion] In his new self produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of police brutality. [Laughter] No! [Laughter] Please! -I had nothing to do with it! In his new self produced album, Kanye West raps over the sound of being on fire. [Laughter] “Aaaah!” -I am a genius! -I’m on fire! The hero we neither needed nor wanted, is “Oncoming Traffic Man”. [Laughter] Alright, in the L.A. county jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes, for a PowerPoint presentation. About- why you shouldn’t smuggle cigarettes. I’m sorry sir, but we don’t allow… Burglar! At the country club. -Burglar! I’m sorry sir, but we don’t allow… Assless chaps… At the country club. And I’m sorry sir, but we don’t allow… Kyle Taylor… Look to Kyle. Yes, you. I mean… I’d understand “Shirtless Kyle”, but why me?
-No, no… And the Academy Award for “Insatiable Bloodlust”… (Laughter)
Goes to “Cats”. (More laughter) What did I bring back from Mexico? A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour! -Why would you bring that back from Mexico? He couldn’t stop at the border! -How’d you get through customs?! Fast. 50 miles an hour faster! Somebody save that bus, Keanu Reeves is onboard! Nah, let it go, let it go. (Laughter)
It’s- It’s okay.

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