Cards Against Humanity: Christmas Edition!


[sings] Just hear those sleigh bells ring-a-aling ding ding ding-a-ling doo I’m cutting Sean. [sings] Nothing better than a sleigh ride together with you [intro music] What’s up you guys, my name is Ryan Thomas Woods And today I am here with my good friend Sean! From The Sean Ward Show What are we going to be doing today? We’re going to be playing Cards Against Humanity Now I got something special I had them autographed by one of the co-creators I said to him, don’t just sign it. I’m not going to sell it Personalize it to me and it says Sean, Fuck Off [laughs] And then his name. That is awesome! So we’re going to be playing some cards Against Humanity, Christmas version! I’ve never played the Christmas addition. I’m excited for this. yep! So if you’ve never played Cards Against Humanity Basically, you have two sets of cards. You have black and white. The black ones are scenarios Now, we’re going to ditch these black ones because we have our own Christmas [laughs] We have our own Christmas scenarios that we’re going to be using. But we’re still going to be using the white ones, which are… words smithery yep, exactly. A level that is nothing short of… More than my vocabulary! and thesaurus… right. So we have our cards. 10 of them. And out of all objects, people, nouns sex positions I don’t know what they are… and basically, we have a bunch of scenarios we’re gonna put what we think is funnier and you guys get to decide who’s card is the funniest! For each scenario! So I’ll list all the scenarios down below in the description and you guys type in the comments which one is the funniest Look at these cards! Oh my gosh Ohh I have some really raunchy cards. Okay, so we have our first scenario, which is… This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome the fear of blank to save christmas. Okay I’ve got mine Do you have ours? yes, I do! Okay, I’m going in for it. You go first. So this holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome the fear of MAN MEAT man meat. To save christmas. Well that’s a good one. This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome the fear of The Jews to save Christmas. [laughs] I think I won this round! I think I won this round! That was tough, but you make the call You make the call! Put a little tick and that’s a point for whoever you choose. [whispers] the jews Okay next scenario What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? Oh wait you got to pick up a card cause you always have to have 10 in your hand OH OKAY! Oh there’s so many good ones! So, What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? The hard-working mexican. Well mine. What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? Explosions. Explosions? Because explosions Alright, which one is funny? Leave it in a comment down below Next scenario! Every Christmas my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about blank. I’m stick between two I got a good one! So, Every Christmas my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about Robocop. Robocop? Robocop. I think I can up you on this one! Every Christmas my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor. That is a good one! That’s a good one! Who doesn’t burp and throw up? But robocop is a hero, a saviour, a role model. And a statue in Detroit This is a good scenario! On the third day of christmas, my true love gave to me: three french hens, two turtle doves, and blank I got mine right away! So, On the third day of christmas, my true love gave to me: three french hens, two turtle doves, and Crystal Meth. [laughs] That’s a fine gift! With the jews and the mexicans I’m so happy you are enjoying this present moment. I think I’m just a hoot! three french hens, two turtle doves, and Rush Limbaugh’s soft, shitty body. what? Who is that? Rush Limbaugh is a right-winged nut-case Radio host. Your American viewers will know who Rush Limbaugh is Oh, ok oh this is a good one! Okay, Jesus is blank. Where is the card that says awesome? k, I got mine right away! I’m so good at this game. ok, ready? yeah. Jesus is presently taking off your shirt. Jesus is Lady Gaga. [laughs] Who gets that? Who gets the point? Who gets that? Write it down! Have you ever done a video where you gave your viewers homework before? I’m sorry guys Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their blank. oh gosh yes You ready? Yep. So I go first? Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their Oompa Loompas [laughs[ Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their Alter Boys. Their alter boys? ok. [sings] Very christmas-y Exactly. So last and final one. Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us blank. I’m going out very Canadian-like. [laughs] Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us Naked News. Naked News. A friend of mine’s place of employment. Naked News? Yeah. Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us Justin Beiber. [laughs] oh, pfft. [laughs] So we did all the rounds So we did all the rounds Total up the points and the score, and let us know in the comments who won? Who won? Was it five – two? Three – four? We don’t know I’m sure some of your fans, just because they are partial to you scored it 7-0 for you but that means your subscribers that are coming to this video they need to comment and support you I need to tell them to come support this video but y’know what, I don’t want my fans to just declare me the winner because they are loyal to me. I want to know who actually won the game. Well I mean… Cause, I’m a good sport like that. True. Ok, so just put me down guys. [laughs] So ya now that we are done, make sure you go and leave a comment down below letting us know who won me or Sean? Also, if you guys don’t realize why I’m in a Spiderman costume I didn’t explain it at the beginning I wore a Spiderman costume because Sean is all about that. All about those costumes and I wanted to – i saw that and I came in and you had the Spiderman costume on and I apprecesh Because Spiderman is my favourite guy So if you liked this video, make sure you give it a big thumbs up by hitting the LIKE button down below because it really helps a bish out So help a bish out! Also we’re going to be filming a video over on Sean’s channel We don’t know when its going to be uploaded but it’s going to be over on Seans channel so make sure you go check out his channel check out his stuff and eventually I’m gonna be on his channel may or may not be in a spiderman costume right? So my viewers who are watching this vide, I just want to say thanks for following me over here. Thanks for witnessing the game and definitely let us know passionately who you think won this round of Cards Against Humanity Holiday themed Cards against humanity! And if you like my content, what should they do Sean? They should Subscribe to this channel So ya, thanks for watching and I’ll see ya in my next video! Byyyyeeeeee!!! What the fuck? [laughs] Subtitles by the Amara.org community

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